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PostSubject: Careful What You Wish For   Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:31 pm

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million dollar houses.
On the third tee the husband said, ''Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball - don't knock out any windows. It will cost us a fortune to fix.''
The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.
The husband cringed and said, ''I told you to watch out for the houses!'' Alright, let's go up there, apologize, and see how much this is going to cost.''
They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, ''Come on in.''
They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, ''Are you the people that broke my window?''
''Uh, yeah. Sorry about that.'' the husband replied.
''No, actually I want to thank you - I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself.''
''OK, great!'' the husband said.
''I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.''
''No problem. It's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?'' the genie said, looking at the wife.
''I want a house in every country of the world,'' she said.
''Consider it done.'' said the genie.
''And what's your wish, Genie?'' the husband said. ''Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife.''
The husband looks at the wife and said, ''Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care.''
The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, ''How old is your husband, anyway?''
''35'', she replied.
''And he still believes in genies. That's amazing!'''

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PostSubject: Re: Funnies   Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:41 pm

Angel, good job on the "jokes". I'll have to send you my joke book

Take care

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PostSubject: Re: Funnies   Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:42 am

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PostSubject: Re: Funnies   Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:11 pm

StarvinMarvin wrote:
How we do the winterfishing in sweden!

http://mittklipp.aftonbladet.se/app/viewMovie.action?id=35253

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! D D D Damn Ma Ma Marvin, Th Th Th Thanks a l l l lot! I may ne ne ne never get warm again a a a as long as I may live! LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Funnies   Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:44 pm

lol sorry donald thought everyone was like us :P

this is how the finns do it

http://www.kossan.se/roliga-filmer/jacuzzi.htm


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Needed to add this one! really wanna fly with these guys next time
http://www.kossan.se/roliga-filmer/rappande_flygvaerdinna.htm
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PostSubject: Re: Funnies   Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:15 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Funnies   Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:38 pm

ROTFLMAO
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PostSubject: Re: Funnies   Wed May 05, 2010 1:06 pm

Norwood got tired of the gangs using his street as a race strip ;)

http://www.kossan.se/roliga-filmer/konstig_reklam.htm
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PostSubject: Re: Funnies   Thu May 06, 2010 10:05 am

Yeah baby! That's what I'm talking about! Don;t mess with me in my own front yard! Problem solved...dn ROTFLOL
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PostSubject: Re: Funnies   Fri May 28, 2010 5:29 pm

The Sequel to IRON MAN is out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyoA4LXQco4
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PostSubject: Re: Funnies   Fri May 28, 2010 5:59 pm

I got a theater screener and while it was decent I was a bit dissapointed in IronMan 2...My opinion, don't waste a lot of money going to a theater, wait for the dvd or dl a pirate copy. LOL

I was a big Marvel fan back in the day. I have the original Watchmen series in mint condition and a lot of others from my younger days. (Four commic boxes, all in individual plastic with cardboard inserts) I am hanging on to them in the hopes that they get more valuable as time goes by. Anyway I was not the biggest ironman fan but I did read enough to know that they make Tony Stark a little too much of a irresponsible party guy in I2...Just my opinion, it is a decent movie with a lot of action but it looks to me like they shot it in a couple of weeks with a thin script and a lot of CGI. I would give it a 5 on a scale of 1-10.
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PostSubject: Re: Funnies   Sat May 29, 2010 6:25 am

i hope you checked the link :P its to the REAL ironman 2 :P
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PostSubject: Re: Funnies   Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:06 am

There was some good action scenes and great CGI. I guess I just don't remember Iron Man as being such a party guy.
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